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Front cards |
Back cards |
1 |
absolutely |
There's absolutely no recording allowed Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, of course. |
2 |
accomplice |
Which makes you an accomplice. |
3 |
against |
I don't know how any of that is gonna go against this. |
4 |
anonymous |
I saw all your anonymous posting on my website. |
5 |
apparently |
So apparently none of us was the only one chosen. |
6 |
arrangement |
Well, it's an arrangement he and his wife have. |
7 |
arrogant |
And you're like Jesus, if he was arrogant and all of his miracles were fake. |
8 |
arrondissement |
You will need to wear this, as it will allow you to literally fold through space and time - 9th arrondissement. |
9 |
assistant |
I'm not your assistant anymore. |
10 |
associates |
My associates will make sure it's random. |
11 |
audience |
Unless, of course, the audience didn't pick the seat. |
12 |
benefactor |
This evening would not be possible if it weren't for our great benefactor Arthur Tressler. |
13 |
compliment |
Only he would take it as a compliment. |
14 |
conclusion |
And I know that the logical conclusion for you is to take this case to it's resolution. |
15 |
condescending |
Can you be any more of a condescending ass? |
16 |
confession |
We have a confession to make. |
17 |
consider |
you should consider the fact that she has a lot of big secrets. |
18 |
consistently |
Got past them not once, not twice, but consistently. |
19 |
contraption |
Now, etienne, let's step into this cockamamie contraption. |
20 |
courageous |
Now, we're gonna need 12 courageous volunteers. |
21 |
distract |
Yeah, she's there to distract them while he sets up the trick. |
22 |
divines |
There's a very rare, very mysterious way in which a magician divines an audience member's bank. |
23 |
elaborate |
Why go through such an elaborate and dangerous plan just to frame one guy? |
24 |
embarrassing |
Oh, my God, this is so embarrassing. |
25 |
encased |
Inside the tree, encased in glass, is the card with the signature. |
26 |
enlightened |
Okay, so you're like Buddha, if he wasn't so enlightened. |
27 |
excitement |
Ladies and gentlemen, that's a lot of excitement for a crime. |
28 |
exhausted |
I'm exhausted, and hungry, and cranky. |
29 |
exploit |
What I hate is people who exploit other people. |
30 |
generosity |
I find it odd, your sudden act of generosity. |
31 |
grumpier |
So if you want to see who can be grumpier, I promise you, you will lose. |
32 |
gullibility |
Like you, I detest those who prey upon the gullibility of the masses. |
33 |
handcuffs |
When that timer hits zero, a tank full of flesh-eating piranhas A lady has to have handcuffs. |
34 |
heirloom |
It's a family heirloom. |
35 |
hypnosis |
If you haven't experienced mass hypnosis, And sleep. |
36 |
hypnotized |
He was hypnotized during the show. |
37 |
illusion |
Using magic and illusion to even the scales of justice. |
38 |
incompetence |
The level of incompetence displayed on this case, that's a magic trick in and of itself. |
39 |
infidels |
Hey, listen, for the record, I have always been a these infidels on point. |
40 |
insured |
But all of you were insured by the same company. |
41 |
insurer |
The insurer who denied the family's claim? |
42 |
interpol |
Now I'm being saddled with, no offense, with interpol? |
43 |
interpreting |
You're looking, but what you're really doing is filtering, interpreting, searching for meaning. |
44 |
investigation |
I'll be working the investigation with you. |
45 |
literally |
You are literally begging to be arrested. |
46 |
luxury |
So faith is a luxury I don't have any time for right now. |
47 |
magnanimous |
Okay, later, if you're feeling magnanimous, I'll still take a tenner. |
48 |
mentalism |
mentalism has never actually been proven to be accurate. |
49 |
mentalist |
It doesn't take a mentalist to figure that out. |
50 |
miracles |
And you're like Jesus, if he was arrogant and all of his miracles were fake. |
51 |
mysterious |
There's a very rare, very mysterious way in which a magician divines an audience member's bank. |
52 |
observation |
Second observation, you are beautiful. |
53 |
obstruction |
Or I could just bring you in on obstruction charges and force you to tell me. |
54 |
ordinary |
I have an ordinary spoon from Mel's deli, right here in Brooklyn. |
55 |
pathetic |
And your pathetic attempts at fawning to gain my trust. |
56 |
piranhas |
When that timer hits zero, a tank full of flesh-eating piranhas A lady has to have handcuffs. |
57 |
precious |
To take that most precious of gifts you give me, your attention, and use it against you. |
58 |
predicted |
Just like I predicted that you'd play the fool. |
59 |
protocol |
The trick usually works better when I'm not strapped in here, but I understand protocol. |
60 |
provide |
I'm ordered by my bosses to provide a report. |
61 |
rehearsal |
This happens to be the former rehearsal space for Lionel shrike. |
62 |
residue |
Creates no smoke, leaves no residue. |
63 |
resolution |
But you know how I feel about resolution and logic. |
64 |
sadist |
Whoever thought of this is a sick sadist! |
65 |
scope |
I'm gonna scope the place out. |
66 |
shackled |
He was shackled inside a safe, But he never resurfaced. |
67 |
substantially |
But I just gave you information that is substantially more important. |
68 |
suggest |
So I suggest you sit back and enjoy your front row seat. |
69 |
theatricality |
Let's just drop the theatricality, all right? |
70 |
therapist |
Your average therapist is gonna charge you $200-$300 for this sesh. |
71 |
transmitting |
Is that thing transmitting? |
72 |
upset |
Because it seems like she's a little bit upset right now. |
73 |
vanished |
Fluffy has magically vanished before your very eyes. |
74 |
wisdom |
I'm just trying to create the space for wisdom. |
75 |
witness |
You spoke to my witness before me? |
76 |
wriggle |
All right, just hang out there, wriggle a sec. |